Too Stressed To Be Blessed Soap (Such and Such Farm)

Lavender, Lemon and Oak

You know how lavender is supposed to be relaxing? But you hate the smell of lavender? I feel you. Try this: Start out each morning by splashing warm water on your face. Wash thoroughly with this soap. Pat dry. Scream "f*ck" into a pillow for a solid 5-10 minutes. Apply gentle moisturizer then promptly go back to bed.

Ingredients: Lard, lavender infused coconut oil, olive oil, castor oil, fragrance


Such and Such Farm soaps are made with farm-made ingredients and botanicals. They save the fat from their pigs and take the time to render it into lard. They handmilk their goats every morning for fresh, creamy milk. Then they grow or forage herbs, plant and vegetables. And finally, they infuse those botanicals into teas, oils or mix them directly into the soap. Each bar of soap comes from a small batch, made by their farm and made by hand.